SAVAGE VOICES CONCERN ABOUT MUSLIMS, GAYS, OBAMA, AND TOY DOGS
On the July 2 edition of his nationally syndicated radio show, discussing
the recent terror-related arrests in Britain, radio host Michael Savage
said, "[W]hen I see a woman walking around with a burqa, I see a Nazi,"
adding, "That's what I see -- how do you like that? -- a hateful Nazi who
would like to cut your throat and kill your children." Savage also said that
when a Muslim woman wears a burqa, "She's doing it to spit in your face.
She's saying, 'You white moron, you, I'm going to kill you if I can.' "
Savage doesn’t stop there. He then went on to discuss an equally threatening
group: toy dogs.
“What, do you want me to mince words here?” yells Savage. “Chihuahuas, go
back to Mexico. You broke into this country. I see a Chihuahua, and you know
what I think? He’s thinking, ‘you gringo moron, you, yo quiero YOUR JOB‘!”
“And it’s not just Chihuahuas, you got your pugs coming in from East Asia,”
continues Savage. Sure, they’re known for being docile, social, intelligent,
and good with kids, but that’s just so they can hide amongst us, earn our
trust. Who knows how many knives he’s gotten hidden under those folds of
skin? And why do we call them intelligent? Cause they’re pugs? Gee pug, did
you figure out something I don’t know already? What did you discover that
makes you so intelligent? Why don’t you go back to your home country and
make a bomb. And take the Pekeningese back with you. People call it a little
playful, boisterous dog? Please, that thing’s a member of the homosexual
mafia. All toy dogs, get rid of ‘em. They’re all brainwashed by Muslims,
just like Mr. Barack Hussein Obama.”
Saturday, July 7, 2007
Tony Sam - 7/7/07
Irish bookie pays out as cops bust 'wrong' Gore
Original story on CNN.com
DUBLIN, Ireland-- An Irish bookmaker who offered 14-to-1 odds that Al Gore would be the next high-profile American to be arrested paid out on Friday after police detained the former vice president's son, also named Al.
Having not specified which Al bettors could back, Paddy Power said some of the 50 or so people who placed money on the rank outsider being arrested had been quick to claim their winnings, and then promptly piss away all the money on room temperature beer and cigarettes.
The "bizarre coincidence" would cost it more than $13,600.
Al Gore III, 24, was stopped for speeding on Wednesday and arrested for drug possession after a sheriff's deputy smelled marijuana and searched his car.
Gore when questioned stated, “ How dare you bark at me like some junkyard dog, I am the son of the former Vice-President of the United States!” Then Gore started barking and panting, and offered the arresting officers free copies of "his daddy's movie" an “Inconvenient Truth”. He also apparently claimed he could get them, “in the sack” with Mellisa Etheridge even though she was in his words, “ a Bull Dike”.
Paddy Power had ranked President Bush and Bill Gates among the outsiders on odds of 33-to-1 and 50-to-1 respectively. These odds did not include that of Bush making an even bigger asshole out of himself by saying or doing something stupid, in which the odds to that are 100-to-1.
Original story on CNN.com
DUBLIN, Ireland-- An Irish bookmaker who offered 14-to-1 odds that Al Gore would be the next high-profile American to be arrested paid out on Friday after police detained the former vice president's son, also named Al.
Having not specified which Al bettors could back, Paddy Power said some of the 50 or so people who placed money on the rank outsider being arrested had been quick to claim their winnings, and then promptly piss away all the money on room temperature beer and cigarettes.
The "bizarre coincidence" would cost it more than $13,600.
Al Gore III, 24, was stopped for speeding on Wednesday and arrested for drug possession after a sheriff's deputy smelled marijuana and searched his car.
Gore when questioned stated, “ How dare you bark at me like some junkyard dog, I am the son of the former Vice-President of the United States!” Then Gore started barking and panting, and offered the arresting officers free copies of "his daddy's movie" an “Inconvenient Truth”. He also apparently claimed he could get them, “in the sack” with Mellisa Etheridge even though she was in his words, “ a Bull Dike”.
Paddy Power had ranked President Bush and Bill Gates among the outsiders on odds of 33-to-1 and 50-to-1 respectively. These odds did not include that of Bush making an even bigger asshole out of himself by saying or doing something stupid, in which the odds to that are 100-to-1.
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