PARENTS CRITICIZE SOFTWARE COMPANY’S NEW “EDUCATIONAL GAMES”
SAN BERNARDINO, CA - Rock Star Games, the company responsible for the ultra-violent Grand Theft Auto series, has issued a series of non-aggressive and educational video games. Parents who opposed the violence in Rock Star’s previous games, have met the new line-up with surprisingly harsh criticism.
Most of the controversy lies with the game titled Anus: The Video Game. Gloria Winthrop, who threw out her son’s PS2 due to the violence in all the games, feels the educational aspects of this particular game are lacking.
“I understand the benefits of learning the human anatomy,” Gloria claims. “But why do children need to play a game where they remove a cyst from the lining of an external anal sphincter. It’s just plain gross. And plus, the graphics aren’t even very good.”
Rock Star Games, however, is optimistic about their upcoming educational game: Janitor Adventures. The player of the game must maneuver the school janitor through the halls, and the object of the game is for him to figure out all of his health insurance forms. Parents are calling it “...ignorant and demeaning.”
A Rock Star Games spokesman issued a statement on Tuesday. “We think our new games are extremely helpful. People who disagree just need to play our latest game, Remove the Stick out of Your Own Ass: The Game.”
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"Anus" is a blatant rip-off of Electronic Arts's "Polyp: Secrets of the Tumescent" MMORPG.
And she's right. The graphics are shitty.
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