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Phantom Paddleboat Menaces Rec Center
April 9, 2007
GRUBER, Mich. -- Sightings of a ghostly paddle boat threaten to close the Whiskey Lake Recreation Center before the summer season begins.
"I saw a strange red glow on the water, the color of a sunburned kid," said Gavin Mott, the park's director. "There was a strong smell of tanning oil in the air, and the lake churned under invisible pedals."
"For a moment, I could make out a teenaged boy and girl paddling past the dock. But they vanished as quickly as they'd appeared, and the lake was calm again."
Something tells me it’s not called Whiskey Lake (gluggity glug glug) for nothing. Maybe it should be called Bullshit Story Lake.
In a related incident of non-threatening spectors, a ghost hang-glider had been reported dropping ghost daisies on passers-by at a Dairy Queen in Omaha, Nebraska, and a ghost unicorn shot ghost rainbows out of it’s ghost ass, in my mind just now, did you see it?
In another related story Banana Boat slated to jump on Ghost paddle boat money making machine with a new advertising campaign jingle, “Get on the Boat Yeah!, Banana Ghost Paddle Boat Yeah!”
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