http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3264588&page=1
Hanoi Hilton Finds God
In an exclusive interview with bewildered elderly lady Barbara
Walters, Paris Hilton says that she has found God while in prison.
Apparently God, guilty of tax evasion, is also doing time in the
women's clink (a symbolic victory for both the IRS and feminists).
While Hilton may have fooled that old broad into sending her a few
boxes of squares, it is a fun thought to think of Paris Hilton going
through the whole Islam/prison experience after 10 days doing lady
time. I will support a islamic militant Paris Ali Jinnah upon
release. That would be pretty sick.
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