She’s out! Paris to finish sentence at home
Hilton released from jail because of unspecified medical problem
LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton was released from a Los Angeles County jail early Thursday because of an unspecified medical problem and will fulfill the remainder of her sentence for probation violation in home confinement, a sheriff’s spokesman said.
The 26-year-old hotel heiress was sent home shortly after 2 a.m. wearing an electronic monitoring ankle bracelet, sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said.
Hilton was sentenced to 45 days for violating her probation in a reckless driving case, but had been expected to serve 23 days in jail because of state rules allowing shorter sentences for good behavior.
Her new lockup is a four-bedroom, three-bathroom, Spanish-style home on .14 acres above the Sunset Strip.
“I can’t specifically talk about the medical situation other than to say that yes, it played a part in this,” Whitmore said.
Whitman went on to say, “ While I can’t talk about the condition I will say that is entirely made up, you know bullshit. When you have as much money as this family you can do what ever the fuck, whoops! Well, I just have to clear that up with some of their money. What was I saying, Oh, right…when you have as much fucking money, Jesus Christ! I can’t stop. The bitch has money do you understand?”
Upon returning home Paris bought a boat made of diamonds where upon, she grew bored of it moments later and had it destroyed by a much bigger boat made of fur coats.
Paris issued a statement saying, “ What? I’m hot…it’s hot in here duh…fart…Nicole? What?”
Somewhere a native american weeps.
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